Haha so true! Someone made a reference to Karate saying it was the Dane Cook of martial arts and I almost snorted my vodka soda out my nose!

Dang. This cashier need a lesson on her station. I would have told her to shut her minimum wage mouth in front of everyone. "Yeah, I'm a beat yo ass irresponsibly when I see you out your tacky ass uniform." *not that there is anything wrong with minimum wage, just what I would have said to bring her ass down cause she…

Oooh I love costumes! Do you have a site? I went to the Labyrinth of Fareth party as a Valkyrie :) [www.labyrinthmasquerade.com]

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Fuck you Steve. Oh and you were the only NOT FUNNY one in the Original Kings of Comedy. Yeah I said it! Every time I see your face it makes me think about how much I miss Bernie Mac you dumb douche.

Damn, I heart you.

Eww what's that smell? It's so familiar...... "sniff sniff" Oh, yeah. It's BULLSHIT.

OMG those pictures were so gross. I mean gag me with a spoon and give me a paper bag while I watch this gross.

Damn Greg. Looks like you one the name that Dominican baby born in America lottery. Some of us got stuck with "Zuleika". Im in the Cad industry and all the headhunters that have called me think I'm and East Indian man!

What? Australians are racist?!

Why is this?

Phew... At least he is sorry!

How many Jazz's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

When she's neither lived in Florida or Hawaii and one that has explains: Yes, sweety there is traffic there too, I was born and raised there and lived there. But noooo, I'm defensive about LA now cause I live here and it's really not that bad and I'm rude in my contradiction to the one sentence opener "Why anyone…

Oh man. Someone is getting a heart today.

Yeah, they should be driving cars. In fact, my favorite time of day is when I'm behind an suv with one person driving and their stick figure family stickers staring back at me while I try to see through the tinted window if the light is still green.

YES! That's what I'm saying about Hawaii. People that have never been there have no clue. Hawaiians are not BOTHERED about your haole' ass getting to work or school (first bell is at 9am!) or the hospital. Honestly, I'll take LA over Philly, Miami, or Ny traffic and drivers any day.

Yes, you do. If you live on the west suburban area of S. Fl you have either I 75 to get to Mia or the Turnpike to get to I95. Everything is on the East side of Fl and all the suburbs are on the West so yes. I was born and raised in Mia and all the Universities in SF are on the East side as is every other place of…

Really? Cause USC claims that Rapiscan is grossly under projecting the amount of radiation released. I always opt out and don't find the tap down to be a process or annoying but I travel often. I also am educated and create airbag renders in Cad to save lives so I wouldn't say we that opt out are stupid. Meanwhile the…

No because you get felt up in front of everyone. And the old pervs get titilated by the girl on girl action. I was annoyed at the fact that I was asked to lift up my sweater and when I went to take it off was barked at. "MAM, I ASKED FOR YOU TO LIFT YOUR SWEATER NOT TAKE IT OFF." I mean I had a tank top under it so I…