I'm so old, I saw Dave Mathews live for free in Miami when I was 15. At least I look 21.

I lolled!

LOL I was thinking this in the car yesterday. My bf was in MS when I was a senior in HS... ewwwww. This came about after he took me to the Red Hot Chili Peppers show and we were talking about concerts we've been through and as it turned out. He was at the same Korn show I was at sitting with his dad at 12 years old…

Thanks for sharing that. I am locked and loaded now.

OOOOOOHHHH! Ok so my brain still works cause I was wondering where I got the info for the comment I put up. TELL ME MORE!

Did you see the plug in that turns baby pics into kittens?

Did that cost you a month of my rent?

That's literally what I just said happened.

http://youtu.be/ OMFG I would explode. Just WTF!!! Did you ever see that vid of the guy breaking shit in a tmobile store? Let me look. Yeah here we go. He fucks that place up! I need this edited with the song, "I need a Hero" playing in the background.…

HAHAHA we called it the Hitler channel in grad school XD! Did you see the one on Hitler and the occult? That ginger root he was given by a bruja that supposedly protected him from making shitty decisions ಠ_ಠ and when it dried up and died it ended the war? I was rolling around on the floor with my baby poodle in…

Nope they ended that with the ics upgrades. You can always root.

Their phones suck. I just paid 229 dollars to cancel my contract with them. The lg g2x would get explosively hot and reboot at night so my alarm wouldn't go off. Then without my knowing, these pricks extended my contract when the sent me the next shit box replacement, the Htc sensation. The bluetooth on that thing, it…

Yeah instead of that penis cartoon (one eyed monster) they cheekily threw in our faces.

ZING! Didn't the guy that was supposed to be king get sent to America and married an American because he was a sympathizer and then the king that had the stutter took his place? Also, interesting take. Hahah so funny killing the Jews and because we didn't want a mass exodus of them in Britain or America we took…

Yeah, best part is, that uniform was from the African front and the German army didn't wear swastika armbands there. Racist and historically inaccurate.

Hmmm thanks for that. One thing I did notice after stopping was that I no longer got yellow pit stains. Any mention of whether that's because of the deo props mixing with my sweats?

All win right there.

Nope. We were going over the 17th street bridge in Ft. Lauderdale too. Def won't be doing that again! What a young fool I was. Meeeeemmmorrriieeesss!!

My guy neither likes receiving (I think he finds it awkward) or giving (idk why). Just sex. He jumps straight in for that. I'm satisfied but curious as to how to mix it up.