Photo #1 shows owner’s perfect grasp of BMW parking procedure.

Poor door fit? Check.

In all seriousness I believe it should be as difficult to get a drivers license in the US as it is in Germany. The number of people I see merge without looking on a daily basis is terrifying.

BAN ASSAULT MUSTANGS!!

Police are still processing evidence from the scene, but believe they may have found a key clue in unraveling the events...

It’s too easy in this country to get a mustang. These cars aren’t meant to drive, they’re for killing as many pedestrians as possible, we need stronger vetting to ensure these don’t fall into the hands of “mustang drivers....”

This is me. I couldn’t be happier!

HIV is no longer the death sentence it was in the 80s. However Mustang ownership is still as dangerous for pedestrians, bicyclists, and other drivers.

Neutral: Not Macklemore, that’s for certain.

Loud Wires Save Lives

Pictured: Systems Admin

I really wish Jalopnik would kill off Lanesplitter. After Sean MacDonald was let go this blog has been on a huge downward spiral. Nearly 50% of the articles on the front page are strictly two wheels bad. Granted there have been a few tragic deaths over the weekend, but the real issue is there has been a lack of…

A cynical part of me hopes he never gets caught so he can forever be the mystery vigilante fighting against the tyranny of left lane hogs.

Cue the motorcycle riders who let other riders get away with this behavior by defending them at every turn....

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

Public opinion is running against David Tracy on this. I like it too.
Offroading is play. Be as playful as you want.

I.... I.... I like it better that way :(

It is the emoji people use to signify a phallus.