This Harden disappearing in elimination games is some bullshit. That one game was legendarily bad, but he’s been solid in elimination games overall.

Reporter: What do you think it’ll be like playing with James again?
Smith: I literally can not remember a time I didn’t play with him.

Agreed.  I think its him and Tom Brady atop my current Mt Rushmore of “fuck that guy”

Also, the Raptors’ throwback defence-first game was some of the most beautiful and thrilling basketball in this year’s post-season.

Yeah, I’m a Warriors herb and wanted them to win but I’m more comfortable watching Lebron’s insane rundown block or Kawhi running both ends of the floor than I am watching Harden creep to a win by hurling himself 5 feet backwards into a defender while tossing the ball towards the basket.

I think this is spot on. The Warriors were a wood chipper but they are a much more fun wood chipper to watch. Watching the Rockets is agony, it has all the pacing of every Detroit/San Antonio playoff game that made people wonder if they even liked basketball.

Defense > Offense

I do feel that the, “Harden is the logical end and counterpoint to the Warriors 3-point revolution” requires that Harden best the Warriors at least ONCE when it fucking mattered.
I’m crowning Kawhi the official counter-point and MVP.

a bearded everyman with the body of an elementary school security guard

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

If that first fact is relevant, let it be known that the Buffalo Bills finished Top 2 in football playing in 1991-1994 and deserved the Lombardi trophy.

That’s cheating. Oscar Isaac is a Golden Era movie star that an enraged husband shoved into a time machine.

I can’t speak much for the prequels, but the original trilogy is damn hot.

Hey, The Phantom Menace had Ewan McGregor calling Liam Neeson “master”. Inspired a whole new galaxy of fan fiction. CRAZY HORNY.

How horny?: Pretty horny

because it reminds me of TMNT and I sing the theme in my head every time. 

It very much was not

Oh, no! Someone likes something I don’t like! I must insult them!

“IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album.”

And I fucking RAGE HATE all the Black Eyed Peas.