Even people with journalism degrees from Columbia.

“You know they call corn-on-the-cob ‘corn-on-the-cob,’ right? But that’s how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that ‘corn,’ and they should call every other version ‘corn-off-the-cob.’ It’s not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm ‘Mitch,’ but then reattach it and call it…

Sorry, I’m not done here yet.

I believe dressing up as another race and dumping tea in a body of water is pretty high on the list of acceptable protest

One of those better be: “Wow, I bet this would be a great country if we killed off the people already living here.”

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

Agreed, I also think we should go back to 1998 for no particular reason, just seems like a good round number.

Cutestory!

I have another good door story.

Sure, in the same way that a joke showing the power dynamic between blacks and whites at the expense of whites is funny, but at the expense of blacks isn’t. Making fun of the power dynamic IS the joke. Reversing the genders would remove the humor.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

Has she shot for BLACKED?

That’s pretty good

My fantasy team is called “David Roster Flawless.”

I had a ballsy sit last night. Honestly, it hurt really bad. I couldn’t breathe for a few minutes. I can’t imagine why you’d love them, but to each his own, I guess.

I’ve got 20 minutes until I take my daughter to soccer. I’ll get in as many of these as I can, but I make no promises.

I bet if you hang out here all afternoon you could make the exact same sarcastic comment 2 or 3 more times.

You need to get your life together?

JUST ASKING QUESTIONS