It is, I swear it!

I see no way for this to potentially bite me in the ass! And yes when I can properly kinja on my computer at home I shall

This comment made me think of those Jake from Statefarm commercials.

Thats not how I got his number. You see, i—

Of course it is! I wouldn't say that facetiously

We can have matching tattoos :-D

Dunno. I haven't actually spoken to him, I just verified that my information is good. 

Yeah man! That wasn't a joke. Fuck that guy

LMAO

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Here's a reasonable thing to discuss: Jim Spanfeller's phone number is 917-881-5965. The discussion is, what do we do with this information?

What can I, as a reader, do to support you guys? You already have my click on every single Deadspin article, should I just share on Twitter/Facebook/whatever? Does commenting help? Should I keep opening and closing the same article?

Yes, but only because LL was already having a hugely successful career, and she pissed it all away.

Jesus Christ that is an impressive lineup.

You shouldve gone to the voodoo museum! You could’ve met Dr. Facilier and been turned into a talking frog while he plots to give the souls of everyone in New Orleans to his friends on the other side!

JESUS CHRIST

It IS an emergency! 

What’s wrong with having discretionary income? Maybe she has money saved up for retired and was able to dip into that while she is unemployed. Why does she have to work every day? 

What a sociopathic thing to say. That’s family, that’s a living being. Any employer who can’t understand “my dog is lost and may be dying and I need to find her” is not an employer who values their workers.

Yeah, now that you mention it... I think I’ll just rewatch Jessica Jones.