Swedish Chef! Also Statler & Waldorf!

ohhh The Birdcage is Nathan Lane in the purest most distilled form. I LOVE that movie. That’s a solid list there! Some cheesiness, but nothing wrong with that! I myself am definitely a bit of a film snob (I watch all these YouTube channels like Screenprism and Lessons from the Screen Play which do these great video…

Ha! Grosse Point Blank, with John Cusack and Minnie Driver?? Wow I haven’t seen that in a LONG time. Good one!

THAT DOG IS ADORABLE. God I love dogs, I hate that I am allergic to them :( :( :(

Why are you being snippy with me? Also, Burneko’s main point is not at all a weird take to see from Deadspin, but you are missing a key part of Burneko’s main argument, which has nothing to do with whether Kraft is innocent until proven guilty, and has everything to do with whether the NFL, something which is not a…

Well, in the sense that you have to have a college degree to be a competitive candidate for most entry level jobs, the student loans are pretty much a foregone conclusion for most people. Yes yes there are other job paths, but those require a lot of forethought, and frankly it isn’t up to a 17 year old to be making…

As Burneko said, from a legal standpoint Kraft is being charged with a misdemeanor- whether you think what he did was as bad as what Roethisberger did is a good question (I say yes), but from a legal stand point they are very different.

At no point does Burneko editorialize into whether he thinks Kraft is innocent or not, or a good person or not. ALL HE IS SAYING, is that it would be moronic for the NFL to involve themselves in this. ESPECIALLY this early, but really probably they shouldn’t at all. Not because of “its the right thing to do” or “its…

Oh man on his dick?!?! At this this gal had the wherewithal to turn her head to my leg haha

It’s almost like alcohol and throwing up are highly correlated!!!!!

I mean, I’ve been ghosted before, even when the date goes well. Yeah it sucks and it drives me nuts, but that's life. If someone isn't what you're looking for, then that's that

Oh. Alrighty, if that is what your research says! I guess SpareRoom is only big in certain areas :-/

Howre you doing a roommate search? One of the apps, i think roomi, does a background check on applicants. Roomi and SpareRoom were great for me

My friends had some..... colorful language when I told them what happened, as I am sure you can guess haha

So, you’re like most people- you can kinda be a dick sometimes. So can I! Haha but calling you from someone else’s phone to get you to answer? That is creepy shit, no matter how well the date went before that.

Okay those guys aren't "too good for you", though, they're being manipulative and demanding and they arent respecting your boundaries. If you don't wanna to someone you don't have to.

I'm not so sure I would call myself a WINNER after this encounter, but thanks :-D

This going to get a bit graphic, you’ve been warned!

No puking! Just, sprawling out on a couch while my friends are still partying and being like “BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM DRUNK!” While everyone says, “yes, we know Zukka.”

:) :) :) I was drunk immediately. I definitely crashed on my friend's couch like college