Howre you doing a roommate search? One of the apps, i think roomi, does a background check on applicants. Roomi and SpareRoom were great for me

My friends had some..... colorful language when I told them what happened, as I am sure you can guess haha

So, you’re like most people- you can kinda be a dick sometimes. So can I! Haha but calling you from someone else’s phone to get you to answer? That is creepy shit, no matter how well the date went before that.

Okay those guys aren't "too good for you", though, they're being manipulative and demanding and they arent respecting your boundaries. If you don't wanna to someone you don't have to.

I'm not so sure I would call myself a WINNER after this encounter, but thanks :-D

This going to get a bit graphic, you’ve been warned!

No puking! Just, sprawling out on a couch while my friends are still partying and being like “BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM DRUNK!” While everyone says, “yes, we know Zukka.”

:) :) :) I was drunk immediately. I definitely crashed on my friend's couch like college

Catherine OHara is hilarious. I loved those mockumentary movies like Best In Show and A Mighty Wind and all that stuff.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL as if any front office gives a fuck about the fans.

Welcome back Drew. Your takes have been missed!

Did he antagonize his ex girlfriend? Dare him to do it? Did she do it of her own volition, seeing him with his new girlfriend? Does this ex gf hate the Steelers viscerally and passionately? Did other people egg her on?

And she dismissed my comment, so now I am very positive that this is made up. Maybe the husband met Ditka and all that, but then that means she definitely misremembered which SB occurred. I mean you can look that shit up on Wikipedia!

I NEED TO KNOW MORE

Okay, I think I love Astrid and want to party with her. Except.... let’s do whiskey instead of tequila shots!

Oh my god my hangover from that was TERRIBLE. I was 25 at the time. That was, I believe, my first multiday hangover, although Im pretty sure I puked out a lot of the booze too.

Wait, that doesn’t add up. 14 years ago the Patriots beat the Eagles. 12 years ago is when the Bears were in the Super Bowl and lost to the Colts.

WHAT.

That wing/guac combo may be the single tastiest thing I have ever eaten. It. Was. SO FUCKING GOOD. Like, I make a good buffalo chicken 4 cheese mac n cheese, that’s my go-to dish now for potlucks & tailgates and such, and it’s very good, but it doesnt come CLOSE to how delicious that guac is.

It IS delicious! Unfortunately my body pretty much rejects tequila out of hand now haha