Oh wow. That is a NERDY joke. I love it

Oh snap it was??? Damn! And okay yes Road House is a big guilty pleasure. But it's so corny!!!!

Oh, okay. I didn’t know that. Fair enough.

But im saying, it is entirely plausible for someone to look the way she does without botox, so you don’t know that shes had work done. You think shes had work done, as if that undercuts her point. It doesn’t really, because shes not shilling some product under false pretenses.

a) she’s had one role b) she IS talented and funny and her comedic timing os impeccable c) she has never, to my knowledge, said anything about plastic surgery d) it’s not about using your looks or not using your looks, that’s not what she is going after ppl for. Shes going after people for LYING about it. "Use this…

She doesn’t need boots to look like that, she’s early 30s.

Shes not deriding the body type though. She’s deriding the dangerous and fraudulent products these people say will get you that body type. If Cardi be released her workout regimen and diet and skincare routine or whatnot and said “this is how you can look like me”, im sure JJ would have no problem with that.

She is so talented. Remember Oz?? She was great as the tough as nails Sister Peter Mary.

I dunno man. It’s no Bronx Tale, but thats pretty much peak unhinged Joe Pesci. That whole cast is great.

Its gotta be 70s or 90s. The 80s were SO FUCKING CORNY. But the 90s has Goodfellas, Casino, True Romance, The Professional, Pulp Fiction, Do The Right Thing... Also, 90s corny (like Independence Day or Face/Off) is way more fun than 80s corny.

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Well, theres more to being ass than win-loss though. It’s the.... FARCE of it all! LOL the Ravens had more first downs than the Bills had completions! LOL Vontae Davis retired at halftime! LOL Peterman threw 2 picks against the Patriots and his interception percentage went DOWN! These are the marks of a team that is…

This is the correct response. Also the other picture it took is fucking STUNNING

Dude the Browns might be a good team now! Nick Chubb is legit, and Mayfield is REALLY legit. He’s got a quck release and an accurate and hes mobile in the pocket! They’re actually fun to watch!

Jesus this is a deep field. Really good arguments could be made for all of them! I *think* the Wizards? They’re comically bad. If Buffalo hadn’t won that Vikings game they’d be the clear winners here, but their record isn’t even the worst in the NFL!

LMAO it really is wonderful

I like your kinja name. Django Unchained is a good movie.

I hate it so much!!!! I know shitting on the Warriors is the trendy thing to do, but c’mon it’s so fun watching them! Except when Draymond is an asshole, but even so.

I only fear that, once I start really paying attention to basketball after the Super Bowl, they’ll somehow be good again. UGH

It just viscerally makes me SO, SO HAPPY when the Rockets suck. CP3 is an asshole. James Harden is an asshole, and a flopping sack of crap. Fuck’em! I love this.