Ehh....... You’re a better person than I am haha. I often fantasize about being a master hacker and somehow rigging elections to completely neuter the GOP into oblivion, and then further using my hacking capabilities to somehow link Mitch McConnell to incontrovertible evidence of tax evasion. Like, it’s a thing i think…

YES

This is like Magary’s William-Sonoma Haters Guide, except somehow Goop is even worse.

a) Draymond pretty much DID get sent to HR- that’s the NBA equivalent

No, because i am not a professional athlete. Guess what? I don’t wear a hard hat because i am not a construction worker. I do not lend my coworkers bright colored crayons and toys to use, because i am not a kindergarten teacher. I do not have a police badge and gun because i am not a police officer. I am positive your…

Well wait, they are employees of the same organization, and work together every day, so they literally ARE coworkers

What do you mean? lol

YES EXACTLY. Well, when everyone finally sees the light i will gladly share my wheat beers and shandys

Ehhh I dont remember exactly what was in that drink, to be honest.

okay wait that sounds revolting

OH GOD NO

LOL what is with this hatred of shandys!

LMAO #MarioIsATool

It sure looks like it, doesn’t it!

Yeah, I don’t usually like twitter chains but... That was awesome

I LOVE Uniqlo heatech that stuff is so comfy!

Okay wait, everyone in fact needs to read this twitter chain, because this one guy starts a chain response and it is amazing.

Yes exactly!!!

Not a bad idea

LOL