So you're missing out on 6k a month because your almost-racing car is in the shop? unless your job is something that requires a new GT3 i don't feel sorry for you. use one of your 10 other cars, or walk. Not being able to use your track car is not a financial strain. What's next, going to demand payment from the gods…

Imagine if it was toilet paper. I'm thinking burnout contests.

Meth, not even once.

England won the 1966 World Cup, which explains it's appearance on the U.K. version.

This garage door hits a perfect spot on my ven diagram of "super expensive" and "shows my expensive toys (which I don't have) to criminals"

You say that like its a problem.

Remember to show Mama the respect she deserves in Peach Trees.

This is proof that top speed (in reference to a cars performance) is an asinine measuring tool. If there is no place ON EARTH that a car can reach its top speed safely, than whats the point of having such a car?

That's the Before. Here's the After pic:

"Nice wife"

"Nice wife"

"What an awful blue dress!"

"What an awful pink dress!"

See? You just proved my point!

LEARN THIS OLD SPANISH MAN'S 1 WEIRD TRICK TO MAKE CHURCHES FROM YOUR HOME!!

What.. no hot nickel?

Nevada is Bonanza and not CSI? Really?

Dune. Arrakis. Dessert planet.