Wouldn't have this problem if they made roads more exciting. You know, banked turns, jumps, walls of flaming hay bales...

From the ebay pics, it looks like the last axle has zero suspension components?

I'm gonna have to go with the clown on this one. Strictly speaking from the clown's perspective, of course.

Prostitute? Nono, I know! Meth cook! Am I right? What do I win?

Somebody forgot to carry the one.

Gonna go out on a limb here and say the old lady was driving the Lambo.

Just once, I would like to see a comic book artist defend his works by taking pictures of real women, from the same angles, in the actual poses used in the comics. Preferably nude. I'm sure everything would line up perfectly. Or not. Who cares? Let's do this thing.

Ya know? Money says The Man will have access to the video feed from all the drones in the sky, private or otherwise. Not a pleasant thought.

HAHA! Looks like, but no... that's the interior roof shot of the Maybach.

As many have already pointed out, some do, some don't. The problem is those that do generally have maybe one or two kids (if they have any at all), while those that don't clue in to reality generally wind up fucking like rabbits and not only perpetuate the problem, but magnify it tenfold with their legion of stupid…

Ah, that would explain why I thought it looked like a Lotus but was too big to be one.

Going way off the track here, but... What is that blue thing behind the Maybach in the eBay listing pic?

I looked in my ass and this is the only thing I could find...

This is probably fairly useful in an environment that is thick with pedestrians, where cars are in the extreme minority, and both are forced to travel the same thoroughfare... Markets, bazaars, festivals, highly overcrowded urban areas. Think any place that has rickshaws.

You see a fried egg? Lucky! I wish I could see a fried egg. But no, all I see is a big fat clitoris right between the eyebrows.

Ok, I'll bite. What did you and your old lady do that was so crazy?

I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. That bird has headphones glued to his head.

Let's call them what they are. Horribly cruel, probably pointless, and a waste of somebody's (taxpayers?) money.

Is your name not Peter?

Looks like it's you and me against the world, man. We'll have to take turns sleeping.