They lose their ass on free two-day shipping for Prime customers.

Are you doing meth again?

Nail, meet Hammer.

It looks like something from PeeWee's Playhouse. I bet it talks.

"...when it wrecked on the track's long straight."

I think that bronze number might just be the purdiest car I ever came across...

If this was real internets and not just a safety drill, then this is where somebody would post a pic of that guy from the TV saying it was aliens.

You win.

Because racecar.

I'm calling shenanigans. You don't win $200,000 from the swankiest hotel in Las Vegas and then take a goddamn TAXI to the airport. This town doesn't work that way.

This is why I tell hot chicks on facebook they should be happy I'm stalking them. Because what are the odds you would have TWO stalkers on facebook? If you got me, you're good.

Who run Chevy Town?

Food that is picked, processed, transported, purchased, and then put to use in some fashion, possibly other than consumption, perhaps to entertain children... that is not wasted food.

This is the Jersey Shore Limited Edition.

There is nothing wrong with that vehicle. I'd pay $800 for a car that could do that.

It would appear that you and I have both spent far too much time on the internet.

So many words used, just to say "NO"

I never understood that no feeding after midnight rule... I mean, midnight where? Time zones... Daylight savings time... these things matter.

Ok, there is no mystery here. Cops are just being lazy on this one.

"Reddit does require proof that a person is who they say they are if they make an Ask Me Anything. "