The utter lack of leet, text speak, or all-around ignorance in this thread has created a disturbance in the balance of the universe. It is my job, nay, my sworn duty, as has been laid upon me by the very God Above, to repair this imbalance and bring peace back to the cosmos. It is with this goal in mind that I say,…
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Piss is used medicinally in some savage wastelands. If you are an Indian dirt-farmer, and you get an eye infection, you find a small village boy to piss in your eye. They use small boys because girls can't aim, and adults are full of toxins. True fact. But as has been stated, it needs to be fresh from the tap to…
You got on a plane to Boston, and your luggage got on a plane to Ohio. Mystery solved.
I can see one instance where Segway > Bicycle. Indoor use. Factory floors, warehouses, etc. But other than that...
Do the back wheels of the Biome always float off the ground like that, or is that just a security measure when parked? Should I get a bike chain?
Like a police car.
I kinda see an RV in there, with all that fiddly shit on the sides, it looks like the hookups for power and poop.
They'd be better off with just a rear seat delete option on the standard mini, and call that the coo-pay. This thing looks ridiculous. I mean, the mini looks ridiculous too, but it at least has some historical roots to justify it's appearance. This thing deviates way to far from the original form and has taken a…
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Didn't I see a cargo van do it in under 9 on Top Gear?
Ba-dum-bum...
Mousebender: It's not much of a dealership really, is it?
Why would the warranty info be printed on the plate? That's retarded.
@Middleswine: Holy Christ! What is that? I mean, besides fugly...
Waste. Of. Money. Once you make a soft target harder, the bad guys just find a new soft target. Way to be reactionary.
Why is there a Harley in the Porsche museum?
You: Afternoon, Officer.
@Dr.LafeHubert: A valet on the Vegas strip could pay that off in a week.
My money is on the garage owner. He sold your stuff.