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@Dr.LafeHubert: A valet on the Vegas strip could pay that off in a week.

My money is on the garage owner. He sold your stuff.

The outer tire still has the nipple hairs on it, while the inner one don't. So... they drove it to the spot, and then put the outer wheel on? Why?

Money says that's a fake engine block.

@Elhigh: Lookit the tiny feet. Too small to be a man.

I love it. Nice price, at any price.

@irishman: @GuardDuck: I was thinking milk crate

Marketing douchebagger of the highest caliber

I can't imagine any wheels that would look good on that thing.

You need to see the seller's other items on eBay. This guy is extremely hinky. The Espada is a shell, the Murc has title issues. In fact, everything this guy is selling has title issues, or minor missing components, like doors and cockpits...

@JC Whitless: That's gonna take all day.