Judging from the tone of this article, I guess they ran out of ad money for AV Club, huh?

“Lady parts”? What are we, four years old? It’s a vagina. Not a dirty word.

For us old folks out there, it’s really hard to describe what it was like when the Cars first album came out and how every song just took over the radio. Not to mention malls and dances and parties. There’s not many albums, especially debut albums, that just exploded like that. Those songs still sound really good now…

Shouldn’t Thor: The Dark World be up with the Marvel stuff or is it something different?

I’m all for bashing our president, but it is absolutely ludicrous to think that he has visited Orchids of As......oh fuck it’s only a 4 minute drive to the closest McDonald’s. Guilty!

I’d say that it’s more likely he left without paying and threatened to report the attendant to ICE if she complained.

(As the Super Bowl comes to an end)

I have a guess how you got DNA on your computer.

(finds Wa-D.D. Driver eggs behind a fern)

The inexpensive tests are not whole genome sequencing.  So, they cannot clone you.  Not even if they use frog DNA to fill in the gaps....

Watch this.

Counterpoint: I only did one of these because they give you hard science information on a number of tests I don’t know where I would have got otherwise, the “ancestry” part of it was just fun. The ancestry part can be scary, because you could conceivably find out your family isn’t who they thought they were, but…

...just sayin’.

Trump supporters online or when protected by dozens of cops

I’m really into this new trend of the alt-right putting themselves in situations where they know everybody hates them, begging to get beaten up, and then getting beaten up. They get to feel like victims and the rest of the world gets to enjoy them getting beaten up and laugh at them for thinking they look like victims.…

“You people”

Kindly go fuck yourself.

He was free to express himself. And he was free to get his ass kicked. The system still works. 

Getting your ass kicked by Mike Ness, apparently.

I don’t endorse violence of any kind, but, honestly, if you’re a Trump supporter what the fuck are you doing at a punk rock concert to begin with?

Thought about that, but this is the best combo of Pence-ish looks and sheer terror I could find.