“Bone spurs.”

Well I went to J-School (I assume you mean Jesuit School) and let me tell you someone else who thought to do something on a Friday that was written about on a Monday. It was Jesus Christ and he thought to, oh I dunno, DIE FOR YOUR SINS? And you know what was written about him doing that? Only the most important book…

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

In our town, Mexicans staff most of the restaurant kitchens, and construction companies, and cleaning companies, and landscaping companies, etc. No one complains when they pay less for any of these services. Yet this is a HIGHLY conservative, military/retirement community (which skews old and white), so there’s tons…

Please do tell how countries like Canada or England manage to stay afloat with “entitlement programs” such as universal healthcare, and why it is such a difficult thing for the US, where kids can get killed just for being at school, to do so. How is it not a huge burden in other countries but somehow unacceptable for…

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Who produces and distributes public education? Who produces and distributes public roads? Who produces and distributes military protection? Who produces and distributes police and fire departments?

Umm, you ever driven on a road that didn’t have tolls on it? That’s socialism. Ever been to a public school? Socialism. That military people like to salute before football games? Socialism.

Exactly. Donald Trump has enabled people to use vicious anti-Semitic stereotypes and slurs against me since his nomination, and especially since his election. Since he won, I have faced more slurs than I EVER have in my entire adult life. This is not coincidence. My temple has had to up security, and we live in a…

Do you realize that there a lot of people who won’t have a choice about living their life in perpetual misery as a result of Trump’s election? This isn’t like a sports team losing. This isn’t people just being bummed out because their side didn’t win. The election of a president has a tangible effect on people’s…

There was no reason to think that Obama was a communist, or a Muslim. Anyone saying that was grossly misinformed, and making an unreasonable statement.

Yup. Baseless and evidence-free claims from his political rivals that Obama wanted to be a dictator are exactly the same as taking Trump at his actual word. Exactly the same.

Hunting and outdoor sports, which will be preserved through the preservation of federally protected, publicly accessible wilderness, is an unmitigated good thing for the environment, for the millions and millions of Americans who don’t live in manhattan, and for the economy. Literally just today, Obama signed into…

Foreigners can also buy that gas now too. Which is why its so important to connect this field to the Gulf.