I remember as a kid learning that Smurfs are 3 apples tall and being really creeped out. When I imagined them like 1 plum tall, they were cute, and then 3 apples tall was when I said “ight I’mma head out.”

I don’t get Jennifer Weiner’s point at all. Pretty much everyone is hotter now than they would have been at the same age in earlier decades. My mom, at 67, looks better than Blanche did. We wear sunscreen now, and don’t settle for old lady hair cuts at 45 anymore.

Jennifer Weiner needs to get the fuck over herself. J Lo is not having a rockin’ bod at her.

Jennifer Weiner has been living off this same exhaustingly self-absorbed, back-handed complimenting, How Do I Make This About Me? schtick for 20+ years.

Wait... an organization for marlins decided to advertise with “white lives matter” and “blue lives matter?” It sounds more to me like some right wing troll wanted to find some sham front to use those two anti-BLM phrases and just asked themselves “hmmm, what’s white and blue?” Honestly, it was probably a 50-50 shot…

I’m not exaggerating, or drawing a universal conclusion, but literally every person so far that I’ve seen expressing distaste about this performance is a virulent Trump supporter.

Wow! That was one of the most joyful performances I seen in ages. There was a literal symbol for women in the middle of the flipping Superbowl! The dancing was sexual but not male-gazy and the political messages were spot on. Those ladies were show themselves off.

You can’t even say the word vagina and you want people to believe you’re not easily offended? Grow up!

I’m not easily offended

Loved it! Of course some people will be upset because they shook what their mama gave them and how dare they do that when children were just previously watching grown men in tight pants run around a field and violently hit eachother.

The children in the cages was a powerful image. 

I make well into 6 figures, have no kids and have the “good” insurance at work and I’m sitting here figuring out how to pay for my MRI out of pocket because I need foot surgery and insurance won’t approve a fucking diagnostic test. Even someone as fortunate as I am to have money and benefits doesn’t have a few grand…

My son works 50+ hours a week in a salaried position. His employer does not offer health insurance coverage because it’s cheaper for them to just pay the penalties.

I’ve long hated this show as it is exploitative as fuck. While I strongly disagree with the notions that sustainable weight loss is not possible (I myself am proof it is) The Biggest Loser teaches literally all the wrong lessons on how to do it. So instead of getting into the more controversial social topics I am just…

The only thing worse for body image than this horrible show was The Swan. Remember that shit show?

The whole genre of reality television-themed game shows (i.e., where there is a winner and many losers) has always been more about voyeuristic cruelty than it is about the greater aspirations of the individual candidates. I’m old enough to remember when American Idol first premiered and was an overnight sensation in…

Why use The Great War when we could go back to the Napoleonic Wars. #bringbackbreeches

Also that suit is not fucking coral. Coral is a shade with orange undertones. While JayZ is wrong that his suit is mauve, he’s at least right that his pink suit in toward the blue/violet side of the pink spectrum than the orange/peach.  Not enough to classify as a mauve, but miles away from coral.

Gizmodo’s Tom McKay, who says, “I would say, pastel, carnation, or coral. If anyone disagrees with me they are wrong because I am a tetrachromat.”