She doesn’t look unnatural (just way more dedicated to crunches than I will ever be)

I’m curious what the vetting process for these tips will look like.

Nuclear war seems preferable to a dental appointment.

Maybe it’s just that church? My dad converted in 1964 to marry my mom, they had the whole 9 yards wedding-wise

But if those other family members are also invited to the wedding.....

This round really had some tough choices! I spent (presumably) far too long making my picks.

The one two doors down from my building is awesome. They have a sheet to put items you’d like to see them stock, they carry a little of everything. The builing is old, but the store is clean. As a bonus, the family who owns it are super sweet.

Christ, that is a horrifying thought.

My guess: pumpkin spice flavoring

My coworker’s iPhone is always listening in on our convos. Siri is a snitch!

No “home” button, but a lovely “sprays Evian on your face” button.

Lisa Frank has a long reach.

We dinos were so good lookin’ the universe threw an asteroid at us outta jealousy.

At first I thought he was just trying to push people’s buttons, but when I realized he was sincere about all of it........the flags were so red.

I (briefly) dated a guy who was so in to his montly reading that he’d avoid things he normally found enjoyable, or simply necessary, ie: whether to go through with an appt for a haircut, when his ‘scope said not to change anything.

Not a romantic incident, but I had a prospective employer ask me for my birth time. When I asked why, she told me it was to do my birth chart. I burst out laughing because I thought she was joking. When I realized she wasn’t, I told her she didn’t need to chart anything - I could tell her I was a bad fit for the job…

I’m rewatching TNG right now - so spot on!

Barbie’s dream house looks downright understated by comparison!

The fact that the listing description is in all caps is spot on. It’s yelling at you, so you’re prepared when the interior does the same.

I miss Tatiana the Anonymous Model!