I just started Googling and reading about it, and apparently he first told everyone that Elisabeth had run away and joined a sect (i.e. cult). Then when he started bringing the kids home, he told his wife they were Elisabeth’s but she had abandoned them. It’s disgusting how completely he thought through everything. If…

Was there a movie made about this? I remember a film about someone who became suspicious of her next-door neighbor (adult man) and eventually snuck into his house and found a secret panel in the basement with his daughter locked up behind it. Maybe just loosely based on this case, but I do recall there were also…

This is what confuses me to no end. Maybe you can crack the mystery for me:

I’ve tried the brush liners for a while and recently switched to MAC’s pot eyeliner with the tiny angled brush. It takes a tad more work but I’m very impressed. (Impressed enough to go back and buy it in a second shade...a lovely dark evergreen.) Worth trying if you like the swoop eyeliner look!!!

THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO. On December 30th (I am not kidding), I was in Sephora making a purchase with my mom and the associate said “Congratulations! You hit VIB rouge!”

Needs many, many, many more stars.

This x100. Being short on planes is uncomfortable in its own special ways. My feet never reach the floor (or the footrest bar, if there is one, although I haven’t seen one of those in a long time). So either my legs dangle the whole time, which is incredibly uncomfortable (if you’ve never experienced it, give it a try…

I swear that if one more of my non-knitting friends shows a picture of a mermaid blanket and says “Can you knit one of these for me/my kid?”... well, I don’t know what I’ll do, but it won’t be pretty. STOP ASKING ME TO MAKE THESE FOR YOU DAMMIT.

Radiant Orchid was one of the more horrible color ideas in recent history. I love pretty much all colors, and that one was nearly non-actionable. It didn’t even look good as a nail polish color, and EVERYTHING looks good as a nail polish color. Even yellowish green.

They really like their warm pinky-reds and their blueish greens, don’t they? When you see them all laid out like this at once...

I’m hoping that there’s zero wind at all, and his “hair” still blows all over the place, thereby finally confirming our suspicions that it’s actually an intelligent entity that has attached itself to his head.

That’s it!!! From now on, we call them ‘Merica Mules.

Does it need to be an either/or, though? Can’t we educate on the importance of awareness at the same time?

I really liked this and I wish I hadn’t seen it coming, but I did from that first shot where he’s reading a handgun magazine in a school library. That stood out SO MUCH to me that I can’t understand why they would pick such a blatant magazine cover for that first shot. Maybe that’s just me and I’m weird for noticing…

I freaking LOVED Encyclopedia Brown as a child. I still remember some of the specific stories and how he solved them. (“Nobody would put a baby on the hood of a car that’s just been driven! It would be too hot!”)

Two Three words: Chiffon Assless chaps.

I’ve already started. *insert smug Trumpish smile here*

...but I bet she’s got GREAT breath.

I GIVE YOU ALL THE STARS

Ooh that’s so interesting because the eyes seem innocuous to me. I never would have guessed it was the eyes. If anything I would have thought maybe it was the handle/nose thing. Fascinating how images affect people differently!