Oh my god I read about Flat Whites last year in Maxim or some other pretentious magazine and decided I wanted to try one. I went to the coffee shop and ordered it just the way they suggested in the mag (yes, they told you what to order in case your barista was not wordly enough to know how to make a Flat White). I was…

I can't believe I've never seen that video.

I love her hairstyle with all the little braids. Can anyone help me understand exactly what's going on here, i.e. how to do something similar? I can't tell where the braids are originating from (behind her ears? around her hairline? I have no idea), or what's she's done with the rest of her hair beneath the braids…

I just can't.....

Full agreement from me on that one!

You are amazing and win all the internets.

Evans (who is an actual real life walking Marvel action figure)

I think there's been a bouquet toss at every single wedding I've ever attended.

Agreed. No idea if there is an actual sartorial rule on it, but I don't wear all-white to any event related to a wedding (pre-parties, etc). It just seems safer, and it's not like I don't have plenty of non-white dresses.

I just got married and we did the bouquet toss

I was so excited when I got married because I realized I would never have to be forced up onto the floor for the bouquet catch as one of "the single girls" again.

each guest had to bring a chair for themselves

Not Expedit. Do not want.

True about the muscles. But he'd have to keep the costume on for other reasons....

Little girl: "Do you know who's my other favorite character?"

Ahhh...I clearly cannot follow conversations before my morning coffee. :D

But is that still true if you factor in the water you have to use to rinse off the dishes?

But is that still true if you factor in the water you have to use to rinse off the dishes?

That is beyond the greatest idea ever. You have to do that and you have to share the ensuing insanity with the entire world via YouTube.

For a future reference, what might be some of the other times that you would recommend dressing up as a giant chicken and stalking a guy you saw on the internet?