I just can't.....

Full agreement from me on that one!

You are amazing and win all the internets.

Evans (who is an actual real life walking Marvel action figure)

I think there's been a bouquet toss at every single wedding I've ever attended.

Agreed. No idea if there is an actual sartorial rule on it, but I don't wear all-white to any event related to a wedding (pre-parties, etc). It just seems safer, and it's not like I don't have plenty of non-white dresses.

I just got married and we did the bouquet toss

I was so excited when I got married because I realized I would never have to be forced up onto the floor for the bouquet catch as one of "the single girls" again.

each guest had to bring a chair for themselves

True about the muscles. But he'd have to keep the costume on for other reasons....

Little girl: "Do you know who's my other favorite character?"

Ahhh...I clearly cannot follow conversations before my morning coffee. :D

That is beyond the greatest idea ever. You have to do that and you have to share the ensuing insanity with the entire world via YouTube.

For a future reference, what might be some of the other times that you would recommend dressing up as a giant chicken and stalking a guy you saw on the internet?

Yay!!

I've never heard of that. I've heard of "I'm a vegetarian except for fish", but chicken?? Now I'm curious...are there actually people who say that?

"Chicken was a vegetable"

I could totally go for a sloth right now.

That image is awesome. For the first time ever, I like YOLO.

This x100000000000.