No no no he is soooo hunky here. I totally support the glowing blue eyes for this role, because he's Prince Freaking Charming. He's supposed to look unnaturally perfect, which he does!

And heels and toes being chopped off and blood dripping down the side of the horse!

It's from the most terrifying tv commercial (not meant to be terrifying, of course), or rather series of commercials. I haven't seen them in years and completely forgot about them. They are some of my all-time favorite Japanese commercials. You can watch 4 of them here:

By my calculations, that means that next year we will be able to enjoy the 28th Annual Crystal Light National Aerobic Championships!!

I love you for noticing that, but even more for sharing it with all of us.

Thank you a hundred times for sharing that excerpt. It resonated with me so much more than most other procrastination advice I have read (and I have read way too much of it, since I am a terrible procrastinator).

That would be so incredibly amazing and perfect.

I kinda love that proposal speech actually.

This remains one of the greatest comic scenes of all times ever. I freaking love the "Honey what's new in the LL Bean catalog?" game that they play. On the weekends. At Starbucks.

YES YES YES

"and the decorative abilities"

That girl was much cuter than Paris, for the record.

What is going on in that music video??? I do not understand anything anymore.

That is indeed a little nuts, but at least now I understand the (totally generalized and stereotypical) thinking behind the statement.

....ladders?

I had the exact same reaction to that last guy.

Is that real? PLEASE say that is not real.

I thought that said "Chuck Flaghammer" and now I have my new favorite pen-name / dinner reservations nom de plume. Thank you kind sir, Mr. Flaghammer.

My long-term goal is to be just 1/10th as cool as Ilona when I am, in turn, 94 years old. She is fabulous.

Cooper makes me think 100% of Garfield every time I see it. Which kinda makes me love it.