Agreed; my key takeaway from this article was that now I really want to go on a double-date with Mark and Allen.

I once bleached my eyebrows for a costume when I was too young & dumb to know any better (i.e. to know I could just seal them and then draw blonde eyebrows over the top). Yeah, that was a long several months waiting for them to look normal again. Why "The Gods of Fashion" think this will catch on as a mainstream habit…

Can we just have a freeze-frame moment of glory for that jacket:

Wait, what is with this cat???? I am fascinated.

PICS or it didn't happen

When I first read this, I thought for a second that you meant that if you had a dog, it would be under your breast, and I was so confused. :)

Why are we even discussing this when everyone knows that Cyril Ritchard was the best Hook:

There's an easy solution: just tote around your own Portable Fur-Testing Kit so that you can stand right in the coat section and run a lab analysis on the fur trim. Pick up the slack, consumers!!!! Don't you know that Kohl's has better things to do then check up on EVERY SINGLE SKU in the store?? Let's not be…

My parents taught us the right words without any shame or secretiveness. To this day, I am convinced that was the foundation of why I have a pretty healthy relationship with my lady-parts.

Go read the lyrics to the song "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman" from Frozen and will become clear. :)

OMG I can't believe I didn't think of that.

Thank you :) I didn't know about how trade organisations worked from a taxation perspective, so I learned something new today.

I don't recall him being in that many (luckily for you ;)).

They do exist, and I bought one, and it is awesome and amazing. You must get one.

Full disclosure, I love a good cheesy t-shirt with a cat on it. Hell, I have a purse shaped like a cat's head, with a matching mini-cat purse (I give no fucks). So I actually would be seriously tempted by Lagerfeld cat-themed merchandise.....

And now, Chu if he were a Star Trek character.

WUT. Seriously, they're a non-profit?? What is the possible logic here?

All of the above. Instead, we get 5-gallon jugs of those dry pretzel butt-things. That's all.
I would kill for a pecan and a fresh orange. NOBODY LIKES PRETZEL BUTTS.