This x1000.

Can someone please explain to me what treggings are. The link took me to an H&M page that was happy to sell me treggings, but not tell me what they actually are. ENQUIRING MINDS etc. etc.

Yeah, I noticed that and loved that too!!!

So where is the Flash Mob Witch Hunt gathering tonight? And can we start a Meetup group called Flash Mob Witch Hunt in which we meet up and "hate on" attractive chicks? This is good stuff, FOX. Good stuff.

But clearly, CLEARLY, we have met that first patron (who wears Dior) before. He sells monogrammed thermoses for a living. Don't mess with this guy.

Yes, please share your rules if you feel comfortable doing so! I'd be very interested to hear them as well.

When they got to that part, it made me want to just lie down on the floor and cry.

OMG sooo cute!!!!!!

Those of us still rockin' a 3GS will be over here without any upgrade problems whatsoever. (And yeah, I can't quite believe a 3GS is still working so well, but as long as it is, I'll keep on using it.)

Are you saying that I shouldn't name my first-born Dudebro McFancybutt69????

I'm thinking (hoping?) this was on the Fourth of July, because there's a WHOLE LOT of other flag-related garments going on here as well. Nothing wrong with wearing a flag-themed garments, but that many at once has to be a coincidence or the Fourth. Right? Right?

But what does it mean?

DEMON FOOT!!!!

That's exactly how I interpreted it as well. Not any sort of pity, just a way to stick it to the mean girls and have the last laugh.

What a great story! And what a fantastically vintage figure she has in that photo. I feel like that's the gold standard of "1950s sweater girl with rocket bra".

The right bra is a thing of wonder. This is how happy a well-fitting bra makes me:

Wait. Wait. WAIT. How exactly can I make $1M a year from home?? This sounds extremely lucrative and totally realistic and I very much need to know more. Ideally I would like to learn all about it through links that I can click on without having any idea where I might be whooshed to on this World Wide Internet. Please…

But I do love the neckline on that dress...

NEVER. Don't you know that Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda??

There needs to be an award for greatest gif conversation, and y'all need to get that award. I wish this conversation had gone on forever.