Chicken-fried steak is delicious at 3 am after too much drinking and dancing.

THIS.

They get major points for ironic use of the incorrect possessive. I love it.

I've never heard that version! I love it. See below...I just posted the extended version that I knew as a kid.

I am just so glad you like it as much as I do. :) Here's the follow-up for even more 7-year-old laughter (even if you are an adult, you still laugh like a 7-year-old at this sort of joke):

But I love jokes that were hilariously funny when we were 7. :)

I had exactly the same reaction. I'm going to pretend that said....15 months. Yeah, that's the ticket. 15 months.

Oh, I see an amazing business idea coming on. I'm going to start breeding guinea pigs and selling them as teacup dogs. Because at this point, when the dog is that small, what's the real difference between it and a guinea pig?? I mean, really?

Agreed - I love the trolls.

I want to get the joke, and I'm not!! What am I missing?

Seconded - this one is particularly great.

So, so helpful. Especially where you point out that these keyboards most benefit those who are typing technical-type documents or transcripts. That hadn't occurred to me while reading the article, and made me realize that probably I wouldn't benefit significantly from a mechanical keyboard right now. Most of my typing…

EyeLeo fellow user here. Every time someone else sees it on my computer screen, they want to know what it's called so they can download it too. I love that happy little cheetah that pops up and tells me when it's time stare out the window.

"Hey Claire, I am a dad from Andrew's baseball team. Want some candy in my van?"

Yep, I've noticed this as well. Their "2-day" shipping is sometimes 2 days, but more often 3 days.

I agree, and am going to pretend it's real. XD

Dear Janelle,

Showing up to the airport freshly showered and wearing a clean pair of leggings (and a SMILE)

Have you actually witnessed this? Personally? Like, an open bottle of nail polish, just brushin' away at their nails?? Because my mind boggles at this idea.

Is....this....real?????