Today I have learned: that some people don't use mattress pads. That is not right in my book. I always thought the mattress pad was an integral part of the bed!! Are there people who also don't use pillowcases?? (Actually, don't answer that because if the answer is "yes", that's too much ick to consider.)

Yes! If you sandwich it between the duvet and the sheet, it seems to hold in the heat better than spreading it on top (and doesn't smush down the duvet, if you're like me and enjoy a big poofy duvet).

By Hyatt Tuck, do you mean this new thing where they stuff the whole pillow down into a goddamn little square shape??? Because those are the bane of my existence. Who thought that was a good idea?

Your post wins the internet for the day.

Amaaaayzing (srsly). I will be trying that next time. I usually top + bottom on one side, then top on the other side, then bottom corner last (easier than doing a top corner last). But I like how you think.

Wait wait WAIT. A fitted sheet should have ELASTIC????

For a hot minute I thought you meant he had sheets that were printed with a ground meat pattern (i.e. hamburger), and I was all "THATS DISGUSTING" but also "AMAZING".

Someone up above mentioned that they do this, and I have asked them to please explain how. I am strangely fascinated by the idea....and also terrified for the same reason you point out.

Wait......you iron it AFTER making the bed? As in, you are ironing right on the bed?? How does that work?

This x1000. I do not understand what my husband is doing in the middle of the night to cause all the blankets / comforters / sheets to end up in a giant massy froth by morning...often hanging half off the bed. When I sleep by myself in a bed, the bedclothes stay in place. What are our spouses doing at night to cause…

I do exactly the same thing and I loooove it. First the fitted sheet, then the top sheet, then the duvet (in its duvet cover). If it's really cold, a blanket between the sheet and the duvet as well. I am a huge fan of the sheet between me and the duvet. It's more..."bed-like", I suppose. I imagine you will know what I…

Why is it that invariably sheet-tuckers and sheet-untuckers always end up together???? I think it is one of the mysteries of the modern world. I am married to a rabid sheet-tucker who would use a staple gun to keep the sheets tucked in permanently if I would permit it.

I would like to drown in a Chardonnay glass, please. Just making that known now for when my time finally comes.

I agree completely. When I saw the article title in my navigation list at left, I stared at it for a while before realizing it was real and I wasn't just misreading something. It just made absolutely no sense at all to me. It seems absolutely impossible that she could be gone.

Thank you so much for sharing this clip. I hadn't seen it, and it was just the right thing to watch at this moment.

I feel like I'm reading a letter from Penthouse Forum.

I have had this sort of experience as well, where some quality that you have never found remotely sexy before in anyone else is suddenly TEH SEXIEST THING EVER on that person. Totally confounding, and totally exciting.

I wish I had a giant pet spider too. But I love dogs AND I love spiders. So I guess I actually wish I had a giant pet spider dog.

About a themed restaurant, I think you're right on both counts. It would probably be huge if you opened it in Vegas where people are already looking for absurd experiences...

Agreed x1000. That seems pretty unfair.