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Joining the convo to say that I personally preferred Tangled (of the two).

Wait, I must have missed the swastika bun post. Where might I find that? Because it sounds like required reading.

Hmm, that's a good point of warning. And here I was just starting to think that this might be a great card option for me. I should've known the companies would be one step ahead of us!

Got it. Thanks! Then this is sounding like a good deal (I've been looking for a great new rewards card for a while.)

I cannot believe that this never before occurred to me as a risk when sleeping on a plane as a woman (especially alone). I'm going to go hate long red-eye flights even more now.

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For anybody else who now needs more Saw Whet Owl cuteness, stat:

^This. Some people will take advantage of your bursts of efficiency by expecting you to now work like that at an impossible 100% all-the-time rate, when really you can only deliver that sort of focused efficiency in small chunks. It's frustrating indeed to feel penalized for something that should actually be rewarded

But aren't you usually charged a purchase fee on third-party gift cards at grocery stores? Is that purchase fee less than 6%? I thought it was higher than that.

^This.

New Land's End summer vacation collection for nudists!! Imaginary shirts, imaginary culottes, imaginary polos, and the crowd-favorite imaginary cashmere-blend sweater set!! Now on sale!! Buy three, get one free!!

WEDDING DOULA??? Is she planning to spontaneously self-divide and asexually reproduce right in the middle of the ceremony???

There's nothing I love more than Twitter feeds from inanimate and insanely over-hyped food products. Time to follow that feed x1000. Thank god that Starbucks is bringing some meaning to my life. I'll sleep so much better tonight....knowing that I can look forward to 15 new tweets from my PSL tomorrow morning!!!

So does this mean that Verne Troyer is jumping the shark....in a shark costume? Talk about meta.

Hey, at least he's not trying to skate around the fact that he loves to entertain.

Rebeccawoman, I tried to woman you at woman o'clock like you asked, but I woman'nt womaned. How about woman woman woman woman woman woman? Woman?

Late last night, the outlaws known at the Cat Overlords successfully hacked into the Getty Images system. They proceeded to replace all the images of dogs with sausages, steaks, and veal cutlets. An anonymous note was released to the press, saying "Dogs are our meat. We will prevail!!!!!111!11"

I love you right now. Here are the other 4,999 stars that the system wouldn't allow me to give you.

Yep, similar feeling over here. Nicely articulated.

I support this woman plan! Who needs woman a dictionary when you can just woman?!

Poise, grace, beauty, and amazing talent. What a gal she was.