What about bean sprouts in pho? I guess that the heat of the broth is probably not enough to kill off any lingering bacteria? (Since the broth is just hot, not boiling, when you actually add the bean sprouts.)

"Gaston of the 21st Century, Robin Thicke"

"royalty's gardening dogs" - I snorted. That's amazing and completely spot-on.

"Fat people are not allowed to eat "beautiful" foods that make them feel healthy and strong, because taking joy in meals is for thin people."

I wish this had been around when I had to get my wisdom teeth removed....man, that was too much bad TV that I watched.

Vasquez from Aliens!!!!! YES x1000!!

Yeah, I feel you on this one, actually. The whole thing was awkward to be sure, but in an honest and authentic way. At least he's making an effort. I have to admit I'd be more likely to respond to this than to many of the other messages you tend to receive on these services. If nothing else, I feel like this is…

This is amazing.

"Nipster"? Seriously??

I love that gif so much right now. Bless you for sharing it.

"The view is AMAZING from up here.

...I don't......um......idontgeteitherone. :(

Agreed x100000000

FUCK YEAH r.e. Portia's hair.

That's an interesting and insightful perspective. Thank you for sharing your own experiences.

OH MY GOD is that a real bunny???????

Legs?? We don't need no stinkin' legs!!!

Best comment of the day.

I can't wait until leg-o-mutton sleeves come back into style. For real, THAT is a sleeve.

Wow, that's really cool (and I'm impressed you can remember keep track of that - I would have good intentions but then immediately lose the receipts).