1000 hearts for naming your cats Time and Space. ^_^

Puny human, I look down upon you. Literally.

TL;DR: various stuff happened on a reality show. It was SUPER-IMPORTANT to your personal everyday life.

I've heard that before ("Aren't most murders hate crimes since they occur out of hate of some kind?) and have wondered about it as well. I'm interested to know how or why we draw a distinction between the hatred that drives certain crimes versus the hatred that drives other crimes. Is it the distinction between hatred…

That's it, I'm cancelling my wedding cake. I want a Celebration Fun-Cake instead.

An emotionally touching viral internet video turned out to be an advertising ploy????

I can't believe my life has gone this long without me ever having seen this. This is truly fantastic.

Portrait Of A Killer:

Is she wearing one of those Lady Gaga shoulder prosthetics?? It looks like it. More photoshop fail!

There's Playboy-branded kids' clothes? Meaning, the Playboy logo on the front of a t-shirt for a 6-year old, for example? That seems odd...

Ha! When I started reading your response, my immediate reaction was "I could just pull my copy off the shelf right here, and snap a shot of the panel!" Then I saw you saying the same thing. :)

This seems like the perfect time to share several links to several poorly-researched "articles" suggesting that my way is right and your way is wrong. Also a random reference to an unrelated health problem, because it makes my case look stronger.

"in line at the DMV"....dear God, I'm sure somebody has actually done that. Or at least is right now reading this and thinking "what an amazing idea!!"

That's a good clarification. (It's still just as impactful, but more accurate.)

The look in her eyes at 1:26 SAYS IT ALL. It's only there for a brief instant, but if you watch, there's a clear flicker of terror at the realization she's trapped and this is happening whether she likes it or not.

Holy shit, that really is oddly terrifying. There's something just "off" enough about it. The fact that it moves in a somewhat unpredictable way (due to being affected by subtle air currents) makes it even creepier.

Well played!

As others said, just start sharing your opinion on that sort of thing whenever it is organically possible (e.g. in the checkout line if there's a picture on a tabloid cover with a big honking engagement ring, even if you don't usually read those tabloids, you can point at it and say "god, I sure wouldn't want that -…

YES a thousand time yes. If a girl did this to her guy, she would be a "crazy wacko stalker girlfriend" x1000.

Oil pulling..... *shudders*