I want to be a sexy doily for Halloween.

Politics aside, can I just say I want that hairstyle (and blouse). I really need to hurry up and learn how to do great braids on myself. I can do them all day long on other people's heads, but when I try on my own head, it's like a hedgehog just rolled around for a while and then said "You haz hairstyle!!"

I can't stop laughing over the people searching for "porn". In the porn search engine. Uh.......

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Me three!

This is why I basically just eat whole grains, leafy green organic vegetables, and home-cooked beans nowadays.

What I learned from this video: the girls from the iconic Robert Palmer music video are alive and well in Germany, working at a superstore.

Speak the truth...am I a loser for actually never having seen this film?

I'll join ya, especially if we get glasses of wine! I think this is the point in the "new business venture" lifecycle where we just make up our own certification process. As follows:

Thank god, because for thousands of years people have been unable to have threesomes due to a lack of enabling technology. I know there certainly weren't any threesomes back in ancient Rome. If only they had had iPhones....then the orgies could have really started. That's why all the Romans just had plain two-person…

This is an idea that can't fail......I personally buy all my major appliances based solely on the sexiness of the salesperson. That gal who sold me the walk-in washer/dryer combo was a fox, lemme tell you.

Exactly - a toupee for your crotch.

Just wait until you hear my elevator pitch......

DAMMIT you know just what to say to make me pull out my pocketbook :)

Oh my gosh I love that you are wearing a bird on your head!!! I want to be your best friend. :)

I wish I were a cleaning woman at a museum because tomorrow I would totally take a bag of trash and dump it on the floor in one of the museum wings, and then tell the press that it was an art installation and a statement on the inequalities of art visualo-consumption via class/role inequities.

Interesting! Well I'll have to try it again. Thanks.

I think it's obvious that the real reason AA's merkins-on-mannequins strategy isn't working is because they aren't selling actual merkins in their stores. Duh, American Apparel. If you're going to advertise it in the window, sell it in the store!! I'm confident there is a large consumer demand for American-made…

Well that's it...once I use up my Smashbox primer (which I have been using in weensy little amounts to make it last), I'm switching over to the Anti-Chafing Gel.

*sings* "Oh Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean...to ever have invented that sausage meat machine?"