I just love the old black & white image at the top of this article. I was hoping the article would be about how to find cuties that looked like that to smooch......hmmph. Guess I will have to go find my own 1920s-style cuties.

Best comment of the day.

My whole life is a darkroom.

Oh, definitely. I just met a hottie the other day like this...he was running down the street shouting "CALLING ALL SWEETHEARTS" and I was all like "hey hey run on over here and take my digits". It's irresistible.

Obviously the lesson here is that Denmark zoos are just upholding a little-known Zoo Law requiring the death penalty for all giraffes named Marius.

Yes! Me too. That was wonderful to see.

"stuck in a laundromat with a basket of kittens."

"paillettes made from recycled plastic bottles"

Thanks!

You just said exactly what I was thinking. (all parts of it) :)

Yay! I love it. :)

I think what makes the blinking so creepy is that it's too slow. Real eyelids blink so quickly that you never see them mid-blink. His eyelids are moving too slowly so it makes him look like he's drugged and/or contemplating horrible things in his mind that cause his eyes to glaze over.

Product link please :)

These are insane!! I thought at first that they were Photoshopped because they were so perfect. Unbelievable.

This is the mental debate I'm going through as well. Will it make any difference to Putin at this point??

I love these people! I wish they would come perform at my wedding reception.

Totally agree. I love how they alter their menu for local taste buds in different countries. Example, these dishes served at the McDonalds locations in India:

This brings up a whole separate (but also hilarious and somewhat disturbing) topic around the fact that some non-vegetarian people think "vegetarian" always means the healthiest option on the menu, even if it's been deep-fried.

WHAT????? That's.....that can't be right. I think you must be misinformed on that point. Vegetables are for vegetarians exclusively!!!

I am hoping to have a girl one day just so that I can sew her a little Madeline costume for Halloween. <3