OMG how do you do this. By which I mean teach this every day and not go insane.

You just made me want to name my (imaginary) daughter "Frilly-Quaint".

Hey now, you can't expect a child to survive through an entire meal without a minimum of three digital devices!!!!!!!

You are my favorite person of the day. I LOL'ed.

What. That is amazing.

Ooh yes, now that you say that, I see it too.

I know, me too!! It's gone.... ;_;

This is everything a music video should be. I've been feeling jaded on music videos for a couple of years, but this renewed my faith.

WHAT...was that. Amazing. Sail Cat FTW.

Ah, I see. And I have heard of reusable produce bags.

I don't have a dog. I was talking about other people who can't be bothered to clean up after their dogs. But yes, thank you for the suggestions to those other people r.e. the items they can use.

I am suddenly really glad that the video refused to load.

Where is the "I recommend this 100 times" button??

Hey now, don't you be foisting your regimented system on us regarding what order we can use our disposable plastic bags!!! It's this kind of pinko commie attitude that is dragging down our country. FREEDOM FOR USING MY BAGS HOW I PLEASE. Such as storing Xmas ornaments in dog-poop-covered bags. IT'S MY CONSTITUTIONAL…

Wait...so what are you supposed to use for your fresh produce? Just throw it straight into the cart? I am confused. (My grocery store has banned the plastic bags at checkout, but still has the produce bags, hence my confusion.)

Also, these little dispensers are usually only in parks. Not on the sidewalks that we have to walk every day, which is where people often thoughtfully leave their dogs' poops so that we get to step in them and/or circumvent them. (If somebody did decide to install these dispensers every so often along sidewalks, now…

TIED TO A TREE???? People actually take the time to TIE a bag of dogshit to a tree??? I just lost a little more faith in humanity (despite the fact that I doggedly clutch to the last remaining shreds that I have).

YES you just summed up my feelings so exactly that I need say no more except 1000% agree with this gif. Thank you.

Ohmygoodness, I wish I had a 30-lb cat so much!!! Ours are all around 18-20 pounds.

Why have I never thought of naming my cats after vegetables!! There is something so incredibly adorable about that name.