"perform cesarean surgery on her "with or without [her] consent" if she came to the hospital."

She's working on cartoon rules here. As long as she doesn't realize she should fall, she won't fall.

I love the way that you placed all of the periods at the end to add to the clarity of the piece. Bravo!

Children whose ethnicity is different than their parents will "have a different life experience" ...

Little kids are bouncy and much less prone to injuries. However, you could tell the little girl was freaked out immediately after the fall but since her mom didn't freak out she got over it and then said it was great.

Reminds me of the moment Wile E. Coyote realizes what he's doing is not physically possible.

CPS should be called on her parent's inability to shoot a video properly.

"I liked that Mommy!" Badass!

Adrenaline junkie in the making.

The original Japanese version has a women's spin-off. At first, I was annoyed at the idea of needing a separate version for women to succeed but then I saw that it was heavily focused on balance, acrobatics and timing. I'd love to see a similar spin-off, except I wouldn't make it a women-only competition. I'd like to…

I think this is going to be the biggest challenge for her.

If you ever catch the Japanese version on G4, they actually have a separate course for women that does focus more on leg strength. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunoichi_…)

Hey Hollywood. If she can act, you have Batgirl right here. So badass!

I teared up, inexplicably.

I fell asleep before she came on! Had to watch replays. She was amazing. I can't figure out why most competitors are large and male. It's power to weight ratio, plus technique that rules the day. Makes for a more interesting competition for sure.

I saw it live, and her awesomeness had me in tears. And I'm a dude. A strange one, but still.

Best part of her win: In the post run interview, she turned to her boyfriend who was a top ranked competitor who had already been knocked out before her and said "I couldn't have done this without you." He replied "Yes you could have, but I'm proud to be here with you." I had always thought he was a little douchey but…

I'm a man, and I could train for 1,000 years* and still not be able to complete that course. That is one strong lady right there.

If Mayweather was in the NFL when he got arrested for battery, he would have been at least suspended because he was convicted. Comparing Boxing with the NFL is like comparing apples and trains. Boxing is a corrupt disjointed "organization", that desperately needs Mayweather much more than he needs them. The NFL is…

That's absolutely 100% right. Look at the difference between how a guy like Michael Vick, or even Plaxico Burress, was treated and how Mayweather and other batterers are treated.