Two things, 1) Weird Al is a musical fucking genius and I refuse to acknowledge anyone who disagrees and 2) you made me have to look up a word and I am angry that I learned something today. At least it wasn't math.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

MY ASS NEED SOME BEAR JEANS!!

This guy will tear holes in my pants for free.

That was Grrrrrreat.

I know, me too!! Well, at least, I want a pair of tiger-designed jeans, no ovaries here, but you get the point. When that tiger and those lions come bounding out of the gate, 'bout pissed myself.

You just don't appreciate Simba-lism.

I can't lie, I'd wear a pair of these jeans just to tell people lions distressed them. But I'm also a relentless douche so there's that

Sure, they take pride in their work.

You know an article is worth your time when the first paragraph says "I can't tell how much of this is real."

So they're hyena-maintenance?

I won't be lion to you, they're bearly worth the scratch you have to pay.

At first, I was all like "WTF? I would never spend a dime on this shit....*pfft* what is this shit?" Then, I watched the video and my ovaries exploded. I WANT THEM ALL!!!!!!!

Bear with me here, but I believe that Lindy is lion. No one, not even Ti Gerelle, would wear these.

I WILL! And then everyone will go, "What's that intoxicating scent wafting off you?" And I'll say, "Essence of Aslan."

Awesome awesome AWESOME! If I had a gazillion dollars or however much these jeans probably cost, I'd buy the shit out of them!

But is it American Ninja Warrior, or the original? Because if that squirrel is gonna be the next Kazuhiko Akiyama, it needs to conquer Mt. Midoriyama

God, I think this is the dad-est thing I've ever seen.

This is so British!

Who will be...THE NEXT AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR?!