The thing is, I’m sure there will be a document dump in 30 or 40 years that surprises us all with “No, he really insisted on using the GSA to take detailed photos of his wiener with special, custom-made lenses to make it look larger.  He stole funds from childhood disease research to pay for it.” There is nothing this…

Trump was apparently “happiest” with Nielsen when U.S. border agents fired tear gas into Mexico as people tried to cross the border. “Mr. Trump loved it,” the Times reported.

**unfollows**

Family Guy’s nice to turn on when going to bed. It’s inessential, and if I fall asleep in the middle of the episode, I don’t really care. Usually the fiancee and I just turn on Adult Swim when we go to sleep, so it’s some form of American Dad, Family Guy or Rick and Morty we’re falling asleep to (unless it’s a late…

Family Guy has to be one of the most overrated shows of all time

Eh. As long as he’s not holding Rick and Morty up as a genius paean to the misunderstood value of nihilism that only true intellectuals can fully appreciate, I’m down. I kinda dig the show myself, but I’ve never felt the need to storm a McDonald’s for Szechuan sauce, nor do I think I’m particularly erudite for…

Trump and friends have realized an all important fact in this age of instant news. Lies are just as good as facts because by the time they are corrected or proven wrong, nobody cares anymore. heres hoping that somehow someways, these lies eventually catch up to him

“This is all so surreal. Surreal and fucking depressing.”

FAKE NEWS! THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA DOESN’T MENTION I PUT A COMA AFTER “TREASON”. PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

Oh stop! Man’s crushing on her and teasing - he’s happily engaged to be married. And Lizzo? Not bothered. Probably diggin it.

Aww come on.  He’s being pretty harmless here.  

Follow your dreams, Frankie.

Trump has been committing impeachable offenses since before he was even elected. 

A classic for people in the know from Michigan:

While it’s certainly bad PR, it doesn’t appear to pose a significant threat to the Times’ business

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, Splinter, just give the Pelosi/Congressional Democrat hate a rest for, like, two days. That’s all we ask. Just give us a couple of days off. It’s exhausting, and it makes you look like petulant, contrarian-on-purpose dickheads. Please. Begging.

A couple years ago, even the most constructive and nuanced criticism of Hillary Clinton was denounced as the worst kind of sexism by her dead-end supporters and yet bros can attack Nancy Pelosi at the literal start of the game FOR DOING A STRATEGIC THING THAT MIGHT WORK and no one bats an eye.

Splinter before this week- “Nancy Pelosi needs to start impeachment proceedings, but she never will because she’s in Trump/Putin’s pocket.”

Representative Robert Drinan drafted the first articles of impeachment against Nixon. The charge was the bombing of Cambodia.

Oh I get that. I just figured they could find a person who had taken Spanish in high school, or college, or was a native speaker, or had access to duolingo. You know anything aside from Google translate.