Susan Sarandon is the human version of a San Francisco resolution preventing the construction of affordable housing to preserve “character.” She is a useful idiot brimming with self-righteous ignorance, and I don’t believe that anyone should forgive her for indirectly supporting Donald Trump just because she was too…

Is it weird to have a tv show going in the background while you work? 55 episodes of Friends is about 20 hours of TV, so about 5 hours per day since she did it over a 4-day period, which seems reasonable if you’re jamming through a lot of busy work. I used to artwork comps for a smallish company (a time-intensive…

Yeah went off on a tangent there. My point is that the alternative is so obvious there is no need to proactively suggest it: fly commercial. Apart from Barry Diller and DvF, I’d guess almost everyone mentioned in this article uses Net Jets or Premiere Jets - and most celebrities, even A-listers, fly commercial…

Celebrities fly commercial all the time. Why do you think paparazzi camp out at LAX? I’ve never heard of a celebrity getting harassed on a commercial jet, although an acquaintance of mine got chewed out by Madonna on a trans Atlantic flight when he was a fight attendant for AA.

There is no universe in which Leonardo DiCaprio or Katy Perry need to fly charter. OTOH you can’t bring cocaine with you if you fly commercial, and thanks to sniffer dogs you can’t just FedEx it to your hotel like the old days.

Incorrect. Israel was originally going to let them in as a sign of respect for our alliance, until Trump publicly requested that they be banned. Netanyahu is desperate to bolster his right-wing support (being Prime Minister is the only thing keeping him out of prison) so he went along with it. It turns out that…

To be fair they also had the draft...

In my temple I swapped the holy water for bourbon and the parishioners are loving it.

Eww. I'm not putting THAT in my body.

I got it from a list of sci-fi burlesque names that Dave Shumka wrote a few years ago. Thanks for the pic though, it will add to our perfection.

lol “You can’t dump me because I’M dumping YOU!”

Real question: how the hell do we stay allied with them once Trump is out of office? If they were trying to undermine our international foreign policy, would they do anything differently? I realize Israel is not a monolith and Netanyahu is an unusually corrupt and venal politician, even by Middle Eastern standards,…

No, it's a new interview in which they discuss things he said in an old interview.

It sounds like something a gross straight guy would do to a girl. I really can’t imagine Lemon doing it, because he 100% smells like mild detergent at all times.

Yeah, his fans already mailed bombs to a bunch of media and political figures and tried to frame Robert Mueller for sexual assault. Maybe he has some video evidence and I’ll feel like an asshole, but I have a very hard time believing this.

Syllogistic logic? You’ll never defeat bigotry relying on tactics from those filthy Greeks!

He does. Donald Trump is rich and white, therefore by Barr's standards he cannot and should not be prosecuted for anything less than a public killing spree.

I don’t know how it is where you live, but the Equinox my BF goes to is all other gay guys and Google employees. Not exactly Trump's base.

Don’t Warren, Sanders, and several others have official policies on reparations? The rest all suggest using a commission for a couple years to determine the ideal form for reparations (direct cash transfers, housing stipends, universal scholarships, etc.), but MW is confident that cash transfers are the ideal…

True, but Donald Trump never polled as low as she does, and he'd been a major public figure for like four decades. She appeals to the same people who like Goop, who live on the left but thankfully are too weak from hunger and secondary infections to ruin our politics.