No, Ivanka is a socialite who goes to parties, and some of those parties are benefits. The notion that she’s unusually intelligent or conscientious is ridiculous. Listen to her talk; she is a mindless cipher with a wooden affect that is mistaken for gravitas.

The affair is not News. The illegal cover-up is very much News.

I’m basically filtering every third breath through a vape pen

I’m not sure about the depreciation - I get the feeling that electric cars from this era are going to be very collectible in 30 years or so

Yes, and a $60 Swatch will keep time better than a $6000 Omega. That’s not the point.

Consider how much it would cost to insure all five and the Tesla starts looking like a bargain...

Ugh Phyllis probably wrote that herself.

You jest, but she recently used a full-page ad in the NYT(?) to publicly shame the Wall Street journal to task for publishing a previous ad denying the Armenian Genocide... you should probably hit your thumb with a hammer, at least.

I was in VA and heard the plane hit the Pentagon, which I think makes me Canadian?

What could be worse than their records?

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

My dad had one of these. Considering the floorpan literally rusted away and the rear window seals melted into sticky black ooze by 1993, I think the legendary Honda build quality is a bit overstated.

Ugh is he biting his lip or is his face just like that?

Ugh, Tampa? I’d rather drown.

You mean Prince Rhebus?

If a workplace has no sexual harassment policies, and the state it operates in has no legal guidelines for handling accusations of sexual harassment at work, the accused harasser could probably sue for wrongful termination. As the judge said, the problem here is that the school had almost no formal guidelines…

I wonder if it bothered him that Ivana is much, much better at skiing. On the one hand, she was/is world-class competitor and extremely talented athlete; OTOH, woman.

Yes but everyone who sees it dies seven days later.

I’ve never felt more uncertainty about my future, and I graduated with a BFA in 2008. I’m not sure if I should horde drugs or guns. Maybe both?

One batch marijuana, one batch cyanide.