Yes, and you’ll notice none of them is dead.

Right after my dad bought his dream car (1985 XJ6, no judgements) some brats came and shot it up with paintballs. The only thing in good condition on that car was the body, and it cost hundreds of dollars to get all the dents out (and eventually necessitated a re-spray).

I.D.F. : Israeli i’m Down to Fuck.

I had a computer with Windows ME. It was my sixteenth birthday present and it did NOT come with me to college.

It’s a UFO!

Miatas with rocket launchers?

What happens if someone has to, say, stay an hour late because they’re waiting on an email or phone call? I’m genuinely wondering, the only place I’ve worked with time cards was a bar, and nobody took them very seriously since 90% of our income was tips.

Yeah, but in the year 2000 gas was like .99/gallon, and though there was consensus around global warming very few people recognized the urgency of the problem.

Why bother with another Democratic debate? Outside the fever swamps of Salon.com, we all did the math and realized Sanders wouldn’t win the nomination months ago. It would have been a waste of time, money, and energy for everyone involved. What were we going to learn anyway? Do you think Hillary was going to slip up…

Screw roads, think about small airstrips, helipads, maybe even fire stairs. This stuff could really save lives.

Nobody who knows me would argue with either.

Yeah, but they only hit him to avoid the parade that could have been in the street.

I came out at 15, was called faggot in high school (at a time when that wasn’t even punishable) and went to college in the Deep South in a town with a reputation for anti-gay violence. That joke is fine. If you’re too young to have celebrated Lawrence v. Texas with some constitutionally-protected gay sex, grow a pair…

You don’t need to use oil to get carbon. You can get it literally anywhere on earth.

It’s worse if you have the car. Deeply, deeply uncool.

What does “on par” even mean for this comparison? If you’re looking for stock acceleration, the Model S annihilates the competition. Cost of ownership? An order of magnitude less than any other premium sedan, even when factoring in an eventual battery replacement. Interior quality? Weaker than any other sedan at that…

As opposed to, say, Ferrari, a company whose products always offer terrific performance per dollar and are bought exclusively by knowledgeable enthusiasts.

I was stunned by how good it is! One of the nicest ones I’ve ever been to; my BF and I said that if we lived in NOLA we’d get memberships just to go jogging through the grounds in the morning.

Golden lion tamarins at the DC Zoo - their program (among others) saved the species from extinction. Whooping cranes were considered doomed when I was a child, they’re still endangered but on the way to recovery. There’a more if you google it.

Literally every human behavior older than the Internet comes from a tradition of brutal exploitation. And zoos aren’t exactly Sea World; many western institutions have voluntarily chosen to eliminate exhibits featuring animals unsuited to captivity unless the species is so endangered that captive breeding is necessary…