Or 20 cuntsworths. (20 cuntsworths = 1 shit tonne).

Here's a thought - get something the Jalops all gush over, but nobody ever cops to owning one. Citroen SM!

The corporate grille isn't even new. Look at the BMW 8-series - it looks about as integrated into the design as those tiny claw nubs on a seal's fins.

Because China has very weak intellectual property laws, and their court system is hugely biased towards Chinese companies and manufacturers. Copying a design is more morally acceptable from a cultural standpoint as well, which seems pretty baffling from the outside.

It's a cheap copy - they probably use fives.

I thought the GTA thing had more to do with them being a satire - not to mention the questionable publicity of a branded, trademarked vehicle mowing down pedestrians while fleeing from the cops...

I'm assuming your criteria for failed states has nothing to do with teen pregnancy, high school graduation rates, infant mortality, or life expectancy. You must be operating on a different metric, where a state's success is determined entirely by hat size.

I dunno. I bought a used MX-5 as my only car when I was in college, and though I loved it I was constantly thinking about trading it for something with actual cargo capacity. A Mazdaspeed 3 (or even a base 3) would have been a much smarter choice, but I felt like I "needed" RWD and "needed" a track oriented car, even…

That's a great comparison. My BF and I were in Detroit and saw a beautiful Tudor mansion (in a good area) for sale for about $300k - or the price of a cookie-cutter studio in an inconvenient part of Brooklyn. For a minute we indulged in the fantasy - I could convert the ballroom to a workshop! He could get a job…

I dunno, there's room in there for both. Maybe that's why it looks bloated?

Please. The gay community reintroduced that facial hair configuration in 2008. Quit columbusing our beards!

Doesn't the "IC" refer to range, as in inter-continental?

It's nice to see your tinfoil hat picks up RT.

Plus for $400k, it should have a more distinct look. It has no style, at all. It's like the entire design team was blindfolded and attempting to use CAD to copy a car from Grand Theft Auto off a description written in Braille.

I don't want fusion to break my heart yet again, but god damn if I'm not gasping like an asthmatic watching American Horror Story while the SimCity 2000 theme song plays in my head.

Being white doesn't even make it better automatically - I had a crushed bone that an ER refused to X-ray. I was 18, face torn to shreds, soaked in blood, and seriously concussed. So concussed that I couldn't remember my social security number or what my insurance company was even called. Naturally they assumed I had…

Business idea: Build a Bug Workshop.

I love that thought. It's like David Beckham getting plastic surgery to look like Robert Downey Jr. Still pretty, but WHYYYY?

I've got to disagree. It probably won't still look modern, but I see it more as a Ferrari Daytona than a Lagonda.

My boyfriend, the least car-guy-est dude in the world, was floored when we saw this at the NY Auto Show. To the point where he read down the price list, despite us being a broke-ass couple in a rent-stabilized Brooklyn apartment. I'd say I was a good influence, but he also pointed at a Veyron and said, "that's cute!…