Meh; I see people ride liquor-cycles year-round, rain or shine. You might experience a slight draft in a convertible, but that’s just God’s way of telling you to stop being such a fucking pussy, Kevin.

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

such lean

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

CP.

Damn it Ms.Frizzle

Speaking of forgettable full-size sedans, I passed a very clean one of these on the highway today and actually said out loud to myself, “Oh yeah, I remember the New Yorker!” I had to marvel at the owner who has obviously taken enough pride that allowed it to survive more than 20 Canadian winters, but thenI had to…

Whoa, blockin’ pit lane! Am-bu-lance!
No blockin’ pit lane, am-bu-lance!

The hinged windshield could be great for those rugged excursions to soccer practice. Tilt it forward for an unobstructed view of Madison and Jacob out there on the field as you sit in car and sip your latte, avoiding that other mom who is constantly on your ass because you bought non-organic postgame treats when it…

Literally every car in the left lane, directly in front of me.

The Infinity QX56 and up. I just think it’s absolutely the ugliest, most gaudy, bulbous, abhorrent machine ever designed. I feel like anyone that bought that hot pile of garbage bought it as a status symbol, but I just look at them as morons with no taste.

Something something always the answer.

Nothin’ wrong with La Roux. She’s bulletproof.

Here’s what I took away from this article:

What’s the difference between a Pastor and a Preacher??

In the picture, it looks like a 1937 Cadillac V-16 Imperial. Light grey, of course.

It’s good to mention that the first Az-1 was built on September 4th 1992... So yeah, this one isn’t 25 year old.

Quality went down hill since Chryslus merged with Fyat.

Karma still sucks, according to the reviews.