Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

New options on 2018 Porsches:

That’s only a 1JZ in your picture

2JZ

You can order them with the Speaker Delete Package, and they’ll run you two grand.

What, someone broke in to Fancy Kristen’s garage?

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

Stupid never sleeps.

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

And here’s the wrong way...

Had one.

Yep, that was us. We had been living in Minneapolis. We bought a “Garage Condo” for our cars. But, it was a pain the ass to drive 45 minutes to work on a project. Or, if you were doing something at home, just to get a tool.

Just for you, Jason:

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The Audi driver wont have very many money by the time thats settled.

I also have two 20 somethings. They would be plenty excited about the state of auto showrooms if they actually had enough money to buy a new car. Like most 20 somethings, they don’t. I think that’s the problem with trying to sell cars to millenials. Most millenials just don’t buy new cars. They buy used. They…

I am going to just grab the low hanging fruit here.

Subaru Impreza Casa Blanca

Q: What are the odds of a race car driver hitting a jet dryer?