So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

more like Mad-Maddie!

Good thing it wasn’t one of those new Morgan SUVs...

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Since this happened in Kansas, I feel compelled to say “carry on, my wayward son”.

New rotary from Mazda

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

So since you’re known for having Beetles that decide to quit running and David Tracy is known for having Jeeps that aren’t running, which is more likely; y’all end up with a vehicle that no matter what, will not run, drive, and stop or would y’all end up with a vehicle that, due to the concept of two negatives making…

Uber Frankenen!!!!

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

I’ve heard that, in its day, Martin Brundle said that this had one of the best handling saloon car chassis anywhere in the world.

If I really wanted electrical problems I’d buy a Jaguar. CP.

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

Jk.

Neutral: Did you buy a car in February? What did you get?

Here’s a handy guide for how to react:

Terrific! Do this in a Mustang and it attacks passersby. Do it in a Volvo and receive the gift of CDs.

HMAS Toowoomba

It’s a Jeep Thing You Wouldn’t Unearth Sand

And the sound out the other end...