If you have a cool nana who winks when she gives you the benjie, you know that she knows that that’s what you’re going to use it for.

He just jumped to #1 on Jerry Jones draft board (and heart).

The absolute best part of this is that he had $100 but not $60. Meaning he probably had a $100 bill. Which no one just has, it’s exclusively given as a gift from grandparents and rich relatives.