Dan Savage has been saying for years that once the Evangelical Right was done with gay marriage they were coming after women’s rights. Sure as shit.

The House Select Investigative Panel on Infant Lives.

OK, guys. Let’s face it. In the video of the speech, she looks sad, tired, not made-up, defeated, done.

Here we have a woman delivering a poised and eloquent speech about the importance of protecting our children a week after losing the presidency and meanwhile the necrotic ballsack stuffed with radioactive waste we call a president-elect is putting Nazis in his cabinet and filling his weekly quota of empty legal…

Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

I’m still in shock ANY of these assholes are forming a government while we are all looking on helplessly. Obama has literally left the country, Hillary has beamed off the planet and back onto the USS Defiant and even the Pope has no Nice Things(TM) to say anymore. We’re just going to sit around and wring our…

I’m going to keep saying this. Trump is the greatest threat to US Intel there has ever been. He already has access to classified briefings and there is zero guarantee that he hasn’t already been spraying that shit like a broken hydrant across the phone and to his sons etc. This man likely, won’t even know when he’s…

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Which leads us to Plan L.

He actually lost the popular vote. He only won by the electoral college, which is in place because some states in this country used to own slaves, which inflated their population numbers even though those enslaved people couldn’t vote. There are no more slaves, but the electoral college remains, giving states with…

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I’ll treat President Trump with the same respect the Republicans treated President Obama and their willingness to unify. How’s that for fair?

I’ve definitely become more assertive with men since Tuesday. My boyfriend is practically afraid of me.

I’m very disappointed with Bernie’s responses and nearly broke my tv and remote the other morning when Michael Moore was going on about poor misunderstood white men.

How would they get 3 million illegal immigrants out of the country without a deportation force?

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

The women that voted for Trump is what stings the worst. If we don’t stand together we can never move forward.