FYI all these clowns harping on me about liking Domino’s are distracting me from finishing Shade Court so maybe just consider who the REAL enemy is here.

Holy mother of pearl. Real consequences to the sports ball game for grossly sexist and dehumanizing behavior.

I am uncomfortable with the details of this endorsement.

How the fuck did we get to a place as a society where the Starbucks holiday cup reveal is a hotly anticipated leak?

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

At least we don’t have to initiate a conversation with the barista about race

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

Holy shit, I just held a pregnant lady’s place in line while she peed today. Wouldn’t anybody help you out?

So I was in grad school, dating my (now husband) new boyfriend who was visiting me for the weekend. I was totally trying to maintain the Melania Illusion that we could spend a weekend together in my apartment and I didn’t poop. Well, that came to a screeching halt one night when I stealth pooped in the bathroom,…

I think you’re my friend.

I can really only comfortably poo at my own house, bathroom door locked, no talking, dogs outside guarding the door.

I had been dating this guy for a few months, and after a relative’s funeral, I met him for drinks (beer and wings). We went back to my place, eventually went to sleep, and I woke up in the middle of the night and was immediately violently ill. No time to even turn my head. I threw up chicken wings and beer all over…

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

I peed on a dude in the shower. Intentionally. That’s all I got.

I can not say it enough, these male legislators know so little about basic human biology I’m shocked that they remember to breathe and eat.

If there were no abortion protestors, the only thing children would see are women and men walking into and out of a building.

I love it when the courts perform late term abortions on laws that clearly pose a danger the lives of mothers everywhere.

Michelle Obama is basically a real world Tami Taylor. I just want her to give me life advice, inspire me to do better, and have a glass of wine with me a few times a week.

As a balletomane (who never had a chance b/c of flat feet and no turnout), I don’t really care about this “controversy”. However, I will say that I can think of some ballerinas that would totally fit in w/ fashion mags and have physiques different from models’ (diversity is always good)....

After a few months Tylenol returned to the market. That week I was working at a medical convention where many pharma firms exhibit, some of them strong competitors with Tylenol's company. Every one of the pharma companies had bins filled with tamper=proof sample packs of Tylenol for distribution. Apparently they all…