Once upon a time, in a land far far away....

Face it, they both are bigoted towards gays. Gotta keep the religious wrong happy though....

even more reliable and eco-friendly

Oh Joy! More vehicles to support pointless wars for oil! Does it come with bodybags? How many social programs get axed so we can run-over little foreign children in the name of whatever in one of these beauties? Thanks for the Hope & Change wars 'cos we really don't need Americans to have jobs, medical care or…

some babies will always inspire fear

A definite improvement versus this guy...

Wait! The Comic Book Legal Defense Fund and Canadian Comic Legends Legal Defense Fund are teaming-up? Will they have a hall of justice? When Super Lawyer pairs with Super Barrister (and his sidekick Super Solicitor), watch out!!!

Noah didn't take dragon's on the ark, so they died with the dinosaurs & unicorns. Would've been nice if he'd left the cicadas behind tho...

Eat recycled food. It is good for the environment and OK for you.

No, Hillary had class.

@giant-food-meme : agreed!!!

Do people REALLY bother to read the long-ass threads posted by others? 4-6 paragraphs of "IMHO" that could be stated in two, maybe three sentences. Ad nauseam.

Sub-octopus? No!!!! Octopuses and jellyfish branch out of two different phyla! Octopuses come from the phylum of mollusca, while jellyfish are from cnidaria. Not even close to being in the same catagory as family!

I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now!

Nah, it is those violent video games! Hillary warned us, but we didn't listen.

He just proved we are in the Matrix.....

They say Afghanistan and Libya have hostile places that are moon-like. Guess that was the idea for the "surge" and the next war.

Scary indeed! Can you imagine if he'd been a Weasley brother in the Harry Potter series?

So will Disney make a movie "The White Hole"? How do two guys, a telepathic woman and a robot populate a new galaxy? Will "Old B.O.B" return? So many unanswered questions!

Vampires 90210 - gag me with a spoon.