If only other red-crested rodents would appear as infrequently

so little credit to the duck. It is the cornerstone of the empire.

Ack. There is no "emoticon" to express what I am feeling right now.

Well.... I, for one, am not supporting the Admiral's products anymore!

I blame the rap music and violet video games. And high-fructose corn syrup.

Amen!

What if the assassins didn't achieve their goal?

Numerous Failed Calls?

Non-smoking rooms available too

Just as long as we recognize that it does not have the right to life. Hopefully any death slices will be quick and not so painful that the face distorts into something we might pity.

hopefully some of the prisoners in his jail can start a "Today, I anally penetrated Ramazan Acar" group. (I'll "like" it)

Good to see you posting, Bill! Congrats to Hillary on the recent Osama mission.

I'd say that would be the first non-invasive and productive thing janet napolitano has done, but something tells me Homeland Insecurity will soon be living with these cultures

nah, that was just the smell of Brooklyn :-)

The worst? What about the Pink Bunkadoo? Og designed it. 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled terrible.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

CROM!

I have one simple request, and that is for SHARKS to have fricking laser beams attached to their heads!

Brilliant!

Amen brother!