Hard to tell, but I think Scott was saying:  "BOOOOOOOOOOOO-ourns!"

The Bourne Digestion.

The Bourne Digestion.

Did you mean the deer who, while getting embraced by the WereHugger, says "I have a wife"?

Did you mean the deer who, while getting embraced by the WereHugger, says "I have a wife"?

Pizza Club isn't for everybody.

Pizza Club isn't for everybody.

Sorry for being dickish; my true apologies.  We cool?

Me, referring to "Bob's" Daily Special Burger sign:  (—but actually just referring to my own giddiness at hearing this news!):

Me, referring to "Bob's" Daily Special Burger sign:  (—but actually just referring to my own giddiness at hearing this news!):

Gene Wilder "learning to be Black" in "Silver Streak."

Yeah, that's a terrific scene.  My nominations for this category?  "The Shining," "Full Metal Jacket," "Dr. Strangelove," "Clockwork Orange," (an actual on screen "star" PISS!), "Lolita," and, for a fine Eternal Joke:  "2001." (Of course, three of those scenes take place in private W.C.s…but they're still worth a…

Um…that's not how dictionaries necessarily work at all.  The first definition isn't the PREFERRED one (that's only true when it comes to PRONUNCIATIONS), it's just one of the various meanings (which can ALL be equally valid); the one that's APPROPRIATE/APPLICABLE is situational.  Where did you go to school?  Online? …

Truly; and this show is ALREADY one of the most uniformly ugly-looking, depressingly-dully-shot major shows on the air.  The process shots were almost as inept as the "you're not bad boy enough for me" cute-chat conversation in the front seat.  "What's the darkest thing you've ever done?" she practically giggles —and…

Truly; and this show is ALREADY one of the most uniformly ugly-looking, depressingly-dully-shot major shows on the air.  The process shots were almost as inept as the "you're not bad boy enough for me" cute-chat conversation in the front seat.  "What's the darkest thing you've ever done?" she practically giggles —and…

Does that include the "Pilot"?

Does that include the "Pilot"?

Um…probably a dumb question, but how many episodes of Breaking Bad have aired so far?  This wasn't, in fact, episode #51 was it?

Um…probably a dumb question, but how many episodes of Breaking Bad have aired so far?  This wasn't, in fact, episode #51 was it?

That was the wurst.