Why masturbate in an open window?

I think Rhaenyra did hand little Joffrey over to a wet nurse, and then began applying the compresses to her breast to try to dry out the milk

Are we sure that picture isn’t from This Ain’t The Munsters XXX?

I think Viserys survived because someone finally had the bright idea of amputating that left arm, which looked septic in the previous episode.

Because if you masturbate in a closed window it makes a complete mess.

So I hear anyway. 

Cf. Succession, The Boys, etc.

All good questions, but the wet nurse, at least, seemed to be the young woman Rhaenyra was giving instructions to about which wine to drink. Rhaenyra was presumably not nursing in order to have her milk dry up as quickly as possible, which the other woman attending her was saying would take a few days. She was…

Viserys looks the god of death in the face every day and tells it “Not Today.”

We all know this guy has:

you’ve seriously never masturbated out an open window onto your serfs?

“Just for Targaryen(tm)” brand hair dye. 

Elves basking the the light of the Valar:

Tom Hanks, That Thing You Do!

Honestly, just watch the first episode of Kenobi and the last episode, and you’re covered. That or go seek out the fan edit that condenses the show back to the movie it should have been originally, about 2 hours in length.

I’ve been told my wedding was the most fun a lot of people had but I barely remember it.  I do remember the frantic weeks before it and the stress of the damn thing and my bank account remembers the money I spent, even 15 years later.   We should have eloped and used that money to go towards a house down payment

My wife and I went to 17 weddings in one year. I was in 6 of them, she was in 4. They were not all local.

I really wish we had expert reviews of this show like we got with the original. Reviews that focus on what the episode is setting up with the primary focus being the events of the episode and what they are leading to next with full spoiler talk. And that point out differences from the source.

I think some of the “backlash against criticism about representation” is about the fact that it sometimes feels like it’s the only subject critics are interested in. This was, by far, the best episode of House of the Dragon. It managed to create a tension the show has been lacking, and ended with a scene where all the…

It’s interesting to go back to old articles on this website and see the difference in tone. Many of his movies are middling. He also made some of the greatest comedies of all time. He has some horrific accusations against him. Many people have called those accusations into question. Those four ideas can all co-exist.…

If you hate the man because of the accusations made against him just say so. Don’t lie though and act like the disgust oozing from your article is directed towards his films. Cuz if it’s Matt Schimkowitz, Movie Critic vs the films of Woody Allen, Woody wins. Every time.